- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

What? Huh?

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

A cat playing laser tag.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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