- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

How did the black person die? Of old age

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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