Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Bacon is delcious.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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Anti Joke

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