A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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the midget went to the midget store

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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KOOKABURRA

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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