What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Justin Bieber

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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