An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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