How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Anti Joke

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