- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did death say to life? Go die

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

heat!

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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