Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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