- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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