Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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I work at jcpenny

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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