- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

No

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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