- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

an ethopian thanksgiving

Robin, get in the car!

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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