- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Womens basketball

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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