a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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