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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

kaite is dumb that is true

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Badabing.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Sir, your wife is dead

robin, get in the car.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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