What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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