A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Your dads dead. lol

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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