What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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