Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Ask me if im a tree? No

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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