- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Do you know the muffin man? No

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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