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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Terry has ebola

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

batman has diarrhea

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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