A seal walks into a club.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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