- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Why did? Yes

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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