Woman's Rights

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Sam Hengal.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Obamacare

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

The WNBA.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Good afternoon.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

James Patrick Campbell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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