Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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