How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

The Female Orgasm

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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