- Anti Joke

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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