what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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