- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Tilt your screen back

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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