- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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