- Anti Joke

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

A fish swims up your penis...

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.