Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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