Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Miscarriages.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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whats black and strange a paki

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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