American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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