guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Ben Corbishley

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What do you call a black man? Black

Anti Joke

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