- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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