why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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