Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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The Princess is in another castle

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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