- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Weed.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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