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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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What did the fish say after he

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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