- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

How do you spell eight? 8

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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