- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Replacement Referees

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Chuck Norris is dead......

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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