- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

a pornstar comes early to a party

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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