Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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