- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

I work at jcpenny

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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