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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Im gay What about you

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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