- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

My Butthole.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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