- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Abortion.

96

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

I wrote a funny joke.

A mormon walks into a bar.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??