A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Y u do dis?

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Women's rights...

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What is your bill about? Clinton

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

A black student graduated High School

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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