What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

What comes after 69? mouthwash

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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