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XD Jackass.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

the midget went to the midget store

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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