What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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