- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

smell the vitamin C

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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