What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Get it? More.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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