- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

sorry son your nanas been put down

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

why am I writing this...im bored

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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