- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Ready for something funny? nothing

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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