- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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