Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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