- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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