A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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You're tall.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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