- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

You know what's funny? Rape

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Small Penis.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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