what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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