Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Neither did she.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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SBB

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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National security?

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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