"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

identical jokes get different votes.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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