- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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