nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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