- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Who invented apple? God

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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