- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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