what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Jellybeans

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