There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How old is your mom Dead

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What is more worse than death? Death

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Bryson got a concussion...he died

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

thumb_up thumb_down +16

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

thumb_up thumb_down +16

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock Knock The doors already open

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops