What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

vote this down and i will DOX you

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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