why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Knock knock *open*

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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