- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

men

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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