How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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