- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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