aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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