how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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Penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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