Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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