- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

haha black people :D

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Life

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

hello

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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