What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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i just pooped that is all!

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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