- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

How does shit taste?\ Good.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Your mother is so fat.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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