Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

Dyslexics are teople poo

30cm = 0,3meters

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

this is stupid .... yep

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

Anti Joke

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