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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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