- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What did Delaware? A coat.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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