- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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