whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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