- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Sarah Palin

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Dance is a sport

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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