What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Tucker Rivera

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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