- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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