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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.