Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

who is awesome? no one...

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

homosexual

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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