What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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