what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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