- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

it's funny because it's funny

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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