- Anti Joke

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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