Katy Perry

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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My mum is called Steve

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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