- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Why did the dog die? He was old

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Pull my finger ouch..

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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