- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

what goes woof ? A dog.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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