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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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