- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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