What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Hello

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