whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Your gay

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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420

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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