Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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womens rights

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Anti Joke

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