Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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