A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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I love alchohol!

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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