- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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