What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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