- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

This is funny.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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