why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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CFL

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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