- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's big and purple? Barney

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Your're racist.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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