- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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