- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Girls soccer

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

what do you call a black guy african american

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What is your bill about? Clinton

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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