"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Do the roar!

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

darude- sandstorm

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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