- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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