- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

My dad

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Women's rights...

ur gay

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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