Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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A black man comes home from work.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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This is an anti joke

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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