- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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