- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

Justin

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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