What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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